Gr8 Campus Interview Experience...!!!

Why does it alwys happen wid me..???

Wel.. lets start d story... I came to knw frm Prit, dat ders our Campus Interview in a company..

We (Me, Rahul, Priti & Soumi) went to d venue by PMT bus.. That ws my first day whn I used my PMT All route paas... I ws so happy.. We reached to company premises. D company ws at 7th Floor. We saw one elevator, it ws written "Upto 6th Floor only"... Woooo... Nw wht to do, wht to do..?? Den I suggested, letz get to 6th Floor n den we'll go to 7th floor by steps.. Den soumi said, "Idiot ders one more lift..".. So finally we reached to d company... :)

Whn we reached der, already my frnz wer der sitting & discussing... We sat on d chairs & den we all wer given a sheet, where we hd to put our name, contact, sign n all those usual things.. Den an HR came & said dat d Apti round would start at 11 O'clock..

We den went to a conference room.. D funny part ws dat, der were sum chairs along wid few executive chairs.. All those chairs wer for us, bt nobody dared to sit on dem.. (Evry1 ws thinking.. "Who knows, I'll sit here n HR wil shout hw dared u sit on dat chair").. Den HR said plz be seated on those chairs also.. HR den gave us one Apti's ppr & one Technical ppr.. Time ws 1hr.. I started wid Technical First... The Quantitative ws easy, English ws bit tough.. In one que of English, it ws asked whts d opposite of sumthng sumthng i dnt rembr nw... Let d opposite b yaar... first tel me wht does it mean.

The Best thing bout apti ws dat in it dey dint ask those irritating que. like "Raam Ki Maa ke 4 Bete.. Bade ki age chote se aisi waisi, to sister ki age kya hai & all dat.." I js hate such ques.. So somehow I js gave d apti.. Aftr 1hr, the HR came & collected our pprs & asked us to sit for 5mins.. In between dat tym we started discussing d que. & ans... "Iska Ye hoga, Uska wo hoga, Iska ye kyun nai hoga, & Uska wahi kyun hoga " & all dat..

After 5mins HR came & revealed d secret... Out of many guys, 8 were selected for next round.. M writing dis blog, so I must hav been one of dem na.. Ya I ws one of dem.. Evry1 ws congratulating us... "Le teri to chandi ch hai, Aaj shaam ko party" & all those MOTIVATING words.. Aftr clearing d apti, me & prit started dreaming, dat "Nw we hav chances to get placed in dis company, I jst issued my bus paas, I'll continue it" & many things.. Aftr few moments HR told me & tintu to go to 5th floor to giv HR round.

Den I ws called by another HR for Interview. The HR askd me many ques. regarding my education, extra curricular, family, project.. & also gave me sum hypothetical situations, wherein I hd to tel wht I wud do in dat particular situation.. At last I was asked, "If suppose u get selected, den hw soon u'll join our company"... I said "On d very next day, whn my exm gets over".. HR took my interview for almost 30mins.. After me, Tintu gave her interview & came bck in 10mins.. We were ordered to get bck to d 7th floor.. Sum of my frnz were finished wid der interview.. Aftr few moments, the first HR came & said pointing to me "Plz pass dis msg to all d other guys dat no one is selected, & Tintu u come wid me for Technical round"..

I went out wid u knw na those bad expressions on face, dats it, same.. Rahul  & Prit wer waiting for me & wer expecting sum gud news.. Bt d result ws "NOT SELECTED".. Nw we wer waiting for Tintu to finish her Technical Interview & to giv us wht we wer expecting.. Bt d same.. "NOT SELECTED"...

D company dint select ny guy.. Dis made us so much disappointed... Let it be.. My frnd Rahul (Unfortunately he cudnt crack d apti) said "Aaj Hamne Human Behavior  ke baare me kuch jana, k dost apti me fail ho jaye to dukh hota hai, par dost agar paas ho jaye to jyada dukh hota hai.. " It was a festival on d same day.. & it gave me a bitter taste... :(

The best thing ws dat it made me realize dat still ders hope.. A hope to Success... A hope for Aall Izzz Welll ... thnx...

The Climb - Hannah Montana :)

I can almost see it

That dream I am dreaming

But there's a voice inside my head saying

"You'll never reach it"

Every step I'm taking

Every move I make feels

Lost with no direction

My faith is shaking

But I gotta keep trying
Gotta keep my head held high

There's always gonna be another mountain 

I'm always gonna wanna make it move
Always gonna be a uphill battle
Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose

Ain't about how fast I get there

Ain't about what's waiting on the other side, 
It's the climb!

The struggles I'm facing

The chances I'm taking

Sometimes might knock me down

But no, I'm not breaking

I may not know it

But these are the moments that

I'm gonna remember most, yeah
Just gotta keep going                


And I, I got to be strong

Just keep pushing on

'Cause there's always gonna be another mountain

I'm always gonna wanna make it move

Always gonna be a uphill battle

Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose

Ain't about how fast I get there

Ain't about what's waiting on the other side

It's the climb, yeah!

There's always gonna be another mountain

I'm always gonna wanna make it move

Always gonna be an uphill battle

Somebody's gonna have to lose

Ain't about how fast I get there 

Ain't about what's waiting on the other side

It's the climb, yeah!

Keep on moving, keep climbing

Keep the faith, baby

It's all about, it's all about the climb

Keep the faith, keep your faith, whoa

My First Website

Every engineering college has their own TechFest. The ZION, an initiative of my college (DYPIET) to explore the hidden talent of students from various colleges nationwide. Itz the most awaiting event in our college.

I had been given the contract to design the website of ZION 2010, whiz cud let participants to register themselves online, cud elaborate various events under the ZION, cud describe the history & about our college. It ws my gud luck dat ZION committee chose me to design the website. As It is my last year in college, I wanted to giv my best through this website.

We were total 3 ppl worked for the Website. Me, Soumitra & Prashant. The main obstacle for us ws the limited tym. We had to upload the website on or b4 24th Feb. So we had only 5 days.

The graphics wer designed by Tanuj, the master of photoshop, at least in our college. Most of the flash work is done by Prashant, I ws js giving him instructions & guidelines. Rest of the work like Template selection, Programming, Database connectivity, CSS handling, Scripting etc wer done by me & Soumitra collectively.

Dat ws the first tym whn we directly interacted wid the web. A gr8 experience. The 22nd & 23rd wer the most painful days/nytes for me & Soumi. Sleepless nytes, working 15hrs spontaneously, height of disappointment & frustration. There wer many things we dint knw, at dat tym we js google itz information   & implemented on website. Sumtyms our designing tools wer not working properly, in dat very moment we used to download the new tool (We Downloaded Adobe Flash CS3 at 5.30am :) ). And finally we uploaded the website @ 7.30am on 24th.

Now the website is on web. This is one of the gr8 achievement for us. All our frnz, ZION committee, teachers appreciated our work. U can visit the website at http://www.zionthefest.com .

At last only one sentence . . . Designing the website is not a JOKE... :)

Thnx..

This is called as Real Skill

The following is one of the lovely video dat I hv evr seen.. Itz about an American Ice Skating couple, performing der skill on Indian Tune.. Gr8 dedication, Gr8 practice, Gr8 balance & Gr8 everything... Watch it.. u'll really appreciate der job..!!

Hindi + Marathi = Chiwda

Guys... Js guess hw often marathi ppl use hindi (Mixed wid marathi..) full funny..:)

• पहलि बार पोहने गया तो क्या हुआ मालुम? पहिले पानी मे शिरा, फिर पोहा और बाद मे बुडा!!

• घाई करो भैया नही तो बस जायेगी, और हमारी पंचाईत होयेगी!!

• सरबत मे लिंबु पिळा क्या!!

• इतना महाग कैसे रे तेरे यहा, वो कोपरेका भैया तो स्वस्त देता है!

• केबल वाल्या कड़े तकरार : "हमारे टी.व्ही में मुंगी मुंगी दिखता है !!!"

• एका इमारतीपाशी मोठा मातीचा ढिगारा उकरून ठेवलेला असतो, त्यामूळे तिथून वळून जायला त्रास होत असतो. ह्या वर इमारतीतील एका बाईची प्रतिक्रिया :- "इतना बडा खड्डा खनके रखा है... यहा से वळेगे कैसा... तुम्हीच बताव"

• कांदा काट के, चिर के मस्त ओम्लेट बनाने का और उपर से थोडा कोथिंबिर भुरभुरानेका!!

• अरे बाबा गाडी सावली मे लगा!!

• केस एकदम बारीक कापो भैया!!

• ए भाय, मेंदुवाडा शेपरेट ला, साम्बार मे बूडा के मत लाना!!

• खाओ पोटभर खाओ लाजो मत!!

• वो उंच्च जिनेसे धप्पकन पड्या, तो काडकन हात का हाड मोड्या.

• लिंबू विकत घेतांना विक्नार्याशी भांडण झाल्यानंतर एक विदुशीच Hindi :- "हम लिंबू घेंगे तो घेंगे... नही घेंगे तो नही घेंगे" (मला घ्यायचं असल्यास घेईन नाही तर नाही घेणारच हिंदी भाषांतर...) 

• ये टी. व्ही. आपको कितने मी गिरी (कितीला पडला च हिंदी भाषांतर !!!)

• एका मराठी माणसा कळे त्याचा उत्तरेतला मित्र सहकुटुंब जेवायला आला. आदरातिथ्यात कुठलाही प्रकारची कसूर ठेवली न्हवती. आग्रह करून करून वाढत असतो, त्यावेळी त्याला म्हणायच असत :- "खा, खा, लाजू नका..." पण त्याच्या दिव्य हिंदीत तो म्हणतो :- "खाओ, खाओ, शरम तो है नहीं" - मित्र उठून गेल्यास नवल नाही... !!!

• एक माणूस दुकानदाराला (तांदूळ विकत न घेण्याच कारण सांगतांना) : "तुम्हारे चावल में खडा है.." दुकानदार : "कौन खडा है ..???"

• एक मंत्री केंद्रीय मंत्रिमंडळात असतांना भारतातल्या नैसर्गिक साधनसंपत्ती बद्दल बोलत होते :- "हमारे पास इतने संसाधन है, इतने Dams है, इतनी कोल माईन्स है, इतने बंदर है.."

The Great College Days... ;)

1. On being Late: 

"Kab shuru hui class?"
"Attendance ho gayi kya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"Aab neend nahi khuli to main kya karu...... bolna ..... kal kya padaya tha isne"
"Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse likhunga......."
"Koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"
"Wo bhi iss class ke liye "


2. During the lecture:

"Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is.........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa......"
"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."
"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"
"Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........"
"Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh"
"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha......."
"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."
"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"


3. Lab:

"Expt. 2 likha??"
"Last time tu aaya the kya?""
"Karna kya hai??"
"Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........"
"Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......chal dikha na.....bhau kyo kata hai...."


4. Sessionals Test:

"Sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... "
"Kya....... abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya hoga...."
"Oye Sushil kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail...."

After test......

"Yaar pada tha...recall nahi kar paya...chhod na.... Canteen chalega..." SAHI !!


5. For attendance:

"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya "
"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"
"Bola tha proxy regularly maar.... Saale tera class karne ka kya faida hua....."
"Sir, main last time aaya tha... Aapne JDBC padhaya tha..."


6. Late submission of assignments:

"Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar dena"
"Ab mein kya karu usne mere ko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"
"They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai"


7 . After exam:

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt..."
"Kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya"
"1st mein 3 marks...2nd mein 0...3rd mein 2....Gaya ........fail pakka......."
"Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena....wo kya soochegi mere marks dekh kar...."


8 . VIVA (b4 exam):

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Aeee.......Akash.....terese kya kya poocha....mood kaisa hai.."
"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."
"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
preparation nahi hui hai"


9 . Submission:

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"Kaat kaat ke likh le...kaun padhta hai"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."
"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"


10 .Copying Assignments:

"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
(The best one)
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal"
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
"Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar."
"Koi hint........"
"Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........"

AaaaLLL.... IzzzzZZZ.... WeLL....

Wooooo.... Wht a superb movie it is... Gr8 Direction, Gr8 Comedy, Gr8 Emotions ... Gr8 Evrythng..

Itz a gud movie. More importantly it portrays d sorry state of our educational system dat relies more on producing Clerks or call center operators, rather dan producing scientists, inventors, critical thinkers dat can make India prosperous and powerful in the future. Do not get carried away. 

Aamir Khan has once again proved the fact dat he is a brilliant actor, who believes in tackling the social norms of our human society. A very good movie on the whole!!! However, certain aspects cud hav been avoided such as urinating on the professor's nameplate.

The film keeps all people in cinema hall in hook all the time.One can see wid family and can go to home with smile.

Aftr watchin d film, I ws thinking wadda hell we've done in Engg. This is wht d real life of engg. Let it be.. Btw d film wil mek u laugh many a time while watching it. Specially d speech by Chatur.. Remember dat Chamatkari & B******ri.. Awsm yaar.. True masterpiece of comedy !!! I laugh sometimes even when i m alone just by thinking abt the dialogues of this speech !!!

So.... finally only one suggestion to u... k... "Jab Koi Baat Bigad Jaye.... Jab Koi Mushkil Padh Jaye................. Toh...... Toh..................Toh... HOTH GHUMA... SITI BAJA... SITI BAJA K BOL... BHAIYA ALLLLL... IZZZ.... WELLLL..."